Facebook Quiz June 23, 2009
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note completing the 36 “I’ve come to realize.” At the end, choose the friends you want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you or I knew you way back when and am interested in what life has taught you!!
1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size…
More importantly, my chest hair is not actually greying yet. That was my cat’s hair.
2. I’ve come to realize that my job…
Is paid for for the next 3 years, Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving…
I really, really should have a monster truck. It would take care of SO many problems.
4. I’ve come to realize that I need….
To stop leaving the key in the “on” position on my lawn mower. DAMMIT!
5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost…
So much time.
6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when…
Zipper catches skin.
7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk…
I tend to get drunker.
8. I’ve come to realize that money…
Can’t buy happiness but it’ll let you buy a boat big enough to sail right up next to it.
9. I’ve come to realize that certain people…
Need to know.
10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always …
Be chasin’ that whale.
11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling…
Just ain’t gonna do this facebook thing.
12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…
Oh don’t start with the Mom guilt! I’ll call her Wednesday!
13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone…
really isn’t that necessary after all.
14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning…
I was in a John Lee Hooker song.
15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep…
I was looped as a loon.
16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking…
no I ain’t! It’s apparent!
17. I’ve come to realize that my dad…
Made more correct decisions than I gave him credit for.
18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook..
I should be outside.
19. I’ve come to realize that today…
I got sunburn in a very sensitive area.
20. I’ve come to realize that tonight…
Should’ve ended an hour ago.
21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow…
Will be spent with Alma and sometimes that means drinking Scotch out of the bottle at 9am.
22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to…
pursue my breakfast restaurant idea.
23. I’ve come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is…
likely going to be as uninspired as I am. these are really bland.
24. I’ve come to realize that life…
Is a big shitburger. And every day, you gotta take another bite.
25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend…
Will be busy and will go by quickly.
26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset…
shouldn’t add to the problem
27. I’ve come to realize that my friends…
should come over more often.
28. I’ve come to realize that this year…
could’ve been better.
29. I’ve come to realize that my ex…
All my Exes live in Texassssssss
30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should…
start getting it together.
31. I’ve come to realize that I love…
Peanut butter almost as much as bacon.
32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand…
ANYTHING
33. I’ve come to realize my past…
owes me five bucks
34. I’ve come to realize that parties…
are more fun when a firetruck is involved.
35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified…
yup.
36. I’ve come to realize that my life…
Ain’t gonna straighten itself out FOR me.
