others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by “ology” Then tag 20 people of your choice. Once you have been tagged you must do it and then tag the person that tagged you!

FOOD-OLOGY

What is your favorite salad dressing?
Blue Cheese. Or Oil & Vinegar.. or…that Tamari stuff

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant
Le Crepe Nanou. It’s romantic.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Anything. I love food.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Everything.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Anything.

TECHNOLOGY
How many televisions are in your house?
One. But it’s in a closet.

What color cell phone do you have?
Grey?

What does the first text message in your in box say and who sent it?
It was my bride asking if I was still at they gym.

Who was the last person to call you?
My bride.

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth and a can of Pepsi.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Crap on a machine at the gym.

BULL CRAP-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
That may be advantageous for some practical jokes.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Puds McKenzie (that totally just jumped into my head).

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Shit. I always end “shot competitions” by challenging people to do a shot of Tabasco.
There’s HAIR on my chest.

DUMB-OLOGY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. Never have. Never will. You should never see men’s (or most people’s) toes in public.

Last person you talked to in person:
My wife? My cat? Michael? Jessa?

Favorite Month?
I try not to play favorites with time.

CURRENT-OLOGY
Missing someone?
I had a cat around here somewhere….

Mood?
Burpy.

What are you listening to?
The rattling inside my head.

Watching?
My weight?

Worrying about?
Three unattended gas pilot lights 1100 miles away.

RANDOM-OLOGY
Last movie you saw
Time Bandits.

Do you smile often?
So often it hurts.

Do you always answer your phone?
Almost never. I usually don’t even know where it is.

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Pat with a drunken trivia question.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
How come no one ever calls me “moony eyes”?

Do you own a digital camera?
I do.

Have you ever had a pet fish?
15 years this spring!

Favorite Christmas song
“Christmas Sucks” by Tom Waits & Peter Murphy impersonators.
That or “Here Comes Yog-Sothoth”

What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
uhhh… uh…. food?

Can you do push ups?
I can do push ups all day long.

Can you do a chin up?
Not one!

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Sick and sad.

Ever been in a car wreck?
Collisions, more like.

What is the last song to make you cry?
Probably Johnny Cash.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Nor have I hit Rick’s Bottom.

Name three things you bought yesterday.
Coffee, Coffee, I think that’s it.

Have you ever been given roses?
I have. Girls used to give me roses. Can you believe it?

Do you have an accent?
Some one in Louisiana said to me, “You don’t really have a specific accent but…you don’t talk like us”.

Current hate right now?
I hate the hating.

Met someone who changed your life?
No. Unfortunately people encourage me to be who I am.

Name three people who might complete this?
Dewey, Cheatem & How

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Tossing. Turning. Smothered by cats.