Who is all under “k” in your contacts in your cell phone?
A Kopfstein (who won’t do Facebook), 2 Krammers and a Kyle.

What’s the most interesting thing that happened to you to today?

I had a visit with Mother.

What’s something that reminds you of your ex?

A Big ol’ ugly alligator.

If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?

I don’t have “exes”. Life didn’t begin until I met my wife. And she is my best friend.

(did I do that one right? phew!)

Do you know anyone whose name starts with a X?
I do! I work with Xuguang!

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
My friend Alma.

If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong and that he/she wanted you back, what would you say?

“Gimmie back my records!”

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
No.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

My Bride.

What are you listening to right now?
http://www.last.fm/listen/user/YogSothoth1926/personal

Who do you text the most?

Edd or Janine

How do you make your money?

Suckin’ it down at the pier.

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Eat

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?

My mom. I’m turning into my uncle.

How long does it take you to shower?

Oh I take my time. It’s a good time to zone out and relax.

Are you flexible?
No. And No.

Any summer plans for 2009?

The real plans or the “sliding Doors” plans?

Have you ever loved someone?

Yes, but it was an ice cream sandwich and the relationship was doomed from the start.

Do you have a lamp in your room?

Yep. Dad made it in the 7th grade.

What were you doing last night at ten?

Sitting here like an asshole.

Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
Over the moon.

..Alice.

Are you currently in a good mood?

meh

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?

Not too long ago.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Yanking the Rooster out of a tree and carrying the Tortoises in.

Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?

I did. Without them asking for it.

Do you miss anyone?

Yes, but I usually back up the car and try again.

Who was your last hug?

Maggie! She HATES that!

Do you trust people?

Like a FOOL!

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

Yes, but they are ill-intentioned.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My beer.

Have you ever played beer pong?

No. I hate games. ‘cept mind games.

Is there anyone you’d like to apologize to?

I’d like to formally apologize to my colon for all of the fast food I’ve eaten this week. It’s been a long time, man.

Do you blow-dry your hair?
Sometimes a little bit. More in the winter if it’s morning.

Are you one of those people who are always cold?
No. I put it out- the heat.

Are you keeping a big secret right now?

Big enough to split the earth.

Who are you with?

The buzzing in my head.

What was the last thing you did last night before you went to bed?

prolly filled out a stupid facebook quiz

What was the first thing you did this morning?
made the coffee.